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I’m afraid I have an admission to make. Please – sit down before you read this. It shames me to say it. It breaks my heart to even think of it! But I feel I must tell you, my faithful readers. I owe it to you. You deserve the truth. You see… I’ve been writing. […] […] Oh, Dan – you think you’re so clever, don’t you? If only it was so easy. What’s that I hear? A cat meowing? And the subtle tones of dust falling from its fur? Back to the vac for me. […] It’s that time again, kiddies! The time when the federal government lines everybody up and counts heads. Gotta make sure the stormtroopers have enough bullets when the revolution comes, you know! All kidding aside, there’s a lot of weird misinformation and outright kooky paranoia going around right now about the Census. We here at Cat […] […] |
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