How Not to Write Your Novel part 1: Blogging

Teach us! they say. O, teach us, dear leader! Show us the way to not write our novels! Verily, I shall! Begin, I say, with the internets. Ever since that fateful day in 1760 when Ted Kennedy and Alexander Graham Bell wired two Hermes manual typewriters together with cables spun from the tears of Victor […] […]

You say you want to write a novel...

Did you take a blow to the head with something heavy? Spend an unfortunate amount of time trapped beneath a rather hefty aunt? Win in a game of ‘Who can turn bluest?’ as a child? Clearly something’s gone wrong. Everyone knows writers come to uniformly bad ends. No one in their right mind sets out […] […]