Cat Vacuuming is here for you. Whenever that urge to write comes upon you, like a fever or a bit of badly-cooked haddock a few days past fresh, Cat Vacuuming will hold your hair while you work it all back out. Cat Vacuuming knows you’re suffering. Cat Vacuuming knows you don’t want to write that novel. Cat Vacuuming cares. Come and read. Fritter. Waste.

The writing monkey won’t get you here.