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You remember TRON, right? Jeff Bridges is a computer programmer reduced to scamming on teenagers from his loft above the video arcade (remember when you had to GO SOMEWHERE DANK AND SMELLY if you wanted to play video games??) because he got fired from his cush job designing games like STAR INVADERS and BLASTEROIDS. But […] […] I think I may have hit on something here – a sort of magic bullet for use against the impending Bad End of finishing a novel. As you may have gathered from the title (You’re bright kitties, aren’t you?) MOVING is it. And I don’t mean, you know, leaning back and forth from one butt […] […] Sometimes the cat vacuums itself… Stay tuned, faithful readers – more to come… […] JAY: <rings doorbell> FX: DINGDONG JAY: Huh. Never heard one actually SAY -ding- -dong- before. Weird. Is that weird? It’s weird, isn’t it? FX: door opens CONAN: (dejected) Jay. Hey… how’s it going. JAY: Oh ahh, well it’s going great, buddy! Hey, ahh… I heard about your divorce. Sorry to hear it. CONAN: Yeah. Thanks, […] […] |
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